1. Fearing that one's Dad will cancel one's credit card
2. Diagnosing oneself with mental illnesses on Wikipedia
3. Fearing that one's food looks junky and unimaginative alongside
roommates' exotic and nutritious groceries
4. The names of San Francisco Giants past and present
5. Arrested Development (TV series and early 90s rap collective)
6. RBI Baseball '94 for Sega Genesis (Bonds is the best hitter)
7. Feeling one's organs for signs of failure
8. Pretending to know what existentialism is
9. After five years and thousands of dollars, I still have no idea
how to smoke a cigarette
10. Dreams of armed black men with vengeance on their minds
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