Future Presidents of the United States

1. Sebastien Chalfont. The second Roman Catholic and first openly bisexual president. He eliminates taxes
for the rich and raises them for the poor, putting his faith in a Pre-Revolutionary French economic system.
He outlaws the wearing of clothes by farmers.

2. Besodeiah Smith, the first Mormon president. He alienates the Pope. He enjoys board games.
He is elected to office at age 103 and serves a full eight-year term.

3. John Oak, the 93rd Protestant president. He spends much of his presidency on the front porch of the
White House, squinting at nothing. He reads Doonesbury every morning and hates it.