Girl: Hi there.
Boy: What the fuck is your deal?
Girl: I saw the glowering masturbator
with his ass crack showing and I thought,
"I want to be a part of that."
Boy: Are you listening to these people?
They're talking about the copper sculptures
they're making for their senior theses.
Girl: You hate art too?
Boy: You seem lonely and damaged. I can
tell because you're talking to me.
Girl: I'm a grad student.
Boy: You're a fucking academic. You're part of
the problem. You take everything that's interesting
and cool about the world and beat it to death.
Girl: So what do you do to earn your oxygen on
this rock?
Boy: I'm a forklift driver.
Girl: Really?
Boy: No. I work in a warehouse but the forklift
drivers hate me. They have their own enclosure
with a TV and Marilyn Monroe posters.
Girl: I'm bored.
Boy: Let's go to your place.
Girl: Alright. I'm parked around the corner.
Boy: Jesus, you have a driver's license? Bring the
Aston Martin at once, double-oh-seven.
Girl: You don't have a driver's license?
Boy: Shut up and load me into the backseat,
Roger Moore.
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I love it. Did this exchange actually happen? I would believe that every word of this came directly from the individual orifice of Harry Sterling.
ReplyDeleteIt is all true and I had sex with a human lady
ReplyDeleteA Human Lady? That's some real shit, man! I need to get me one of them.
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