1. Six or more hours a day are spent horizontal on the couch watching any and all Halloween or Friday the 13th films.
2. Going outside and getting a bit of exercise, by which I mean walking to the corner store for some smokes.
3. Endless cups of coffee and/or black tea.
4. Thoughts of things that I'd like to do someday, all of which could be accomplished at that very moment (IE blogging/writing more, teaching myself to play guitar, exercising, or reading whatever book is sitting on the table beside me.)
5. Masturbation (Friday night specials every day of the week! It's no longer confined to just Fridays or nights.)
6. Anxiety over what will occur in the future, while contributing absolutely nothing to the moment at hand.
7. Changing into my jammies and hoody before lunchtime. (I hate when it's time to wash them and I need to remain in jeans and a t-shirt during horizontal couch time.)
8. Taking 2 hour baths while the sun is shining outside.
9. Lethargy. Blurred vision. Excessive internet.
10. Interest in Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, and Kanye songs, all of which are listened to with my eyes closed, horizontal. That's how they're meant to be heard, right?
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word. i will be right there with you on all these. except i don't like scary movies, so i will be replacing those with lame early-90s family comedies.
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